Tuesday, February 8, 2011

A little help from Pastor Perry

It's Christian Community Church congregational meeting week, with the big event happening this Sunday starting with lunch following the service.  With many of my creative energies directed at that today, I thought I'd share a post from Perry Noble that I loved and wanted to re-post at some point.  Today's the day.  It is awesome, and I would love to hear your thoughts on Perry's "Book" of theology.

And don't forget to check back here Thursday, where I will be blogging for the first time ever from a Spelling Bee.  Ever since ESPN did that sweet "Under Pressure" promo for the National Spelling Bee Championship correct spelling has been cool.

Here's Perry's post:

My “Book” Of Theology February 2, 2011

Whew!  Been looking at a lot of theological papers and books lately…so, just for fun I decided to write my own theological position paper right here on my blog, here goes…

GOD – He’s awesome!

JESUS – See above…same person

HOLY SPIRIT – See above…same person

SALVATION – It’s awesome, includes the package deal off all three above, which are really one…but they are three…but one…uh…

MANKIND – We suck (translation, we’re not awesome!)

END TIMES – It’s going to be awesome (and people who try to predict it are stupid!)

CREATION – It was awesome, then mankind, who sucks, messed it up and have been doing so ever since.  BUT…one day God is going to make it awesome again!

SIN – People think it’s awesome, but it sucks…but God saves us from it, which is awesome!

THE BIBLE – It is a story about a God who is awesome!

There you go…probably will not be quoted in a lot of theological articles…but it works for me!  :-)

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